I have fascinating ideas about myself.

My entire life, I have had fascinating ideas about pop culture.

A lot of people may feel the same way, but they are wrong. On the other hand, I am right. My ideas are truly fascinating. They make you look at the world in a new way. They make you look at yourself in a new way. Until now, I have kept these ideas inside, hidden away from public scrutiny, only coming out when I am drunk.

These ideas are fascinating, and now they are yours.